Fortunately I saw this sign right as I was planning to cut through a gas station to avoid a red light.

Fortunately this sign saved me before I had time to disgrace myself in the eyes of our traffic monitoring God.

I wanted to say that I am so, so, SO thankful to the New Salem Missionary Baptist Church for putting up this sign and warning me that God him/herself was monitoring this particular intersection.

God DAMN that was close.