Want to know what IS NOT going to happen this year?
Just check out Pat Robertson's 2007 predictions.
This year he is predicting a big terrorist attack on the US.
Which actually seems pretty likely.
However, I am convinced that God is again screwing with Pat for being such a twit.
Here are some of the things God told Pat in previous years...
2006
If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms. There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
According to NOAA, California and Oregon had normal precipitation in 2006 and Washington State was actually below normal.
2005
2005 will be another good year for the world. The terrorist threat will diminish. Nations will walk in peace.
According to the US State Department, "The number of terrorist attacks worldwide increased nearly fourfold in 2005 to 11,111, with strikes in Iraq accounting for 30 percent of the total"
2004
I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004.
According to Media Matters for America, "Bush's margin of victory
And if you don't yet believe God is screwing with Mr. Robertson- here are some more of His political predictions:
Sen. Jay Rockefeller will win the presidential election of 1996
Pat Robertson will win the presidential election of 1988
The world economy will collapse in 1985
Russia will invade Israel in 1982
2 Comments:
"If I heard the Lord right..."
CLASSIC!
It's always hard to tell what he is saying.
was is "classic"?
or "that's it"?
or "smash it"?
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