While returning my shoes after bowling, I noticed this message printed on the inside:

Warning: Shoe Contains Security Device

Whatever could it be?

I walked outside the bowling alley, to my car, while wearing these shoes earlier in the evening.

No alarm went off.

They might as well have written Warning: beware of dog.

Anyway- I can't imagine anyone would really be fooled by this message.

Instead, they should consider writing: Please don't steal our shoes or we'll be really, really sad.