According to the publisher's website, this book is 32 pages long and contains "Captions, Chart / Graph, Cutaway/Cross-section, Fact box / Side bar, Labels."

Is all that really necessary? Here is what I am going to tell my kid:

Three-week old babaghanoush will make you vomit. So will drinking too much tequila.

Sticking your finger down your throat can help induce vomiting. A great trick for the playground- especially on taco salad day.

oh- and riding the Scrambler at Cedar Point is guaranteed to have you throwing up corndogs for the rest of the day.

Did I miss anything?