The Bad News Bears (1976) is probably the only sports movie that I ever really liked.

I liked it for one reason: The kid (Kelly) with the dirt bike and the cool hair.



Thinking about growing my hair out again, I decided to go for Kelly's greasy, over-the-ear look.

So...

I went to IMDB to get a picture- and found myself faced with this:



Holy Crap! The kid with the cool hair is BALD.

Now what am I supposed to do?