"You gotta see this" screamed my girlfriend from the bedroom.

When I didn't show up immediately, she called again: "Get in here!"

I slowly walked in to the room...

"What is so impor- HAHAHAHAHA!"

This is what was on.

Flipping through channels, she came across this really funny religious mime/dance thing.

It turns out to be part of a really long late-night infomercial for some CDs of a really boring and none-too-bright preacher woman who likes to read very slowly from the bible.